Shiba Carols

I believe so rewriting is necessary to this archiac old tunes. Hence, the following. First, Jingle Bells, then Silent Night, and finally, Santa Claus is coming to Town:

*ahem*

Chipmunks smell and are so swell
Chipmunks are so has-ty
All my time is to find a chipmunk den that is so ta-sty
Hey!

blah blah blah . . .

*ahem*

Crated tonight, Cats are in sight
All is not calm, Nothing is right
Round my toys, they walk
Bother-ing Mine
Staring at me, they taunt
And make me just whine
Creep in my toys, they don't cea-se
Creep in my toys, they don't cea-se

*ahem*

You better watch out! You better not run!
You better not shout, cause I'll ruin your fun!
Shiba jaws are comin' on down
Shiba claws are workin' the groun'
Shiba Cortez is comin' to town

I'm makin' a list, I chewing it up
I'm lookin' to beat up some Yorkshire pup
Shiba jaws are comin' on down
Shiba claws are workin' the groun'
Shiba Cortez is comin' to town

I see you when you're sleepin'
I know when you're behind that fence
I know that I can prance over here
Cause there ain't nothin' you can do

You better watch out! You better not run!
You better not shout, cause I'll ruin your fun!
Shiba jaws are comin' on down
Shiba claws are workin' the groun'
Shiba Cortez is comin' to town

Little pugs bark, and little pups run
I steal their toys and I ruin their fun
Silly Pit Bulls fart and funny Labadors whine
With a wag of their tail, I defeat them just fine

Shiba jaws are comin' on down
Shiba claws are workin' the groun'
Shiba Cortez is comin' to town

The cats and dogs of my land
All bow when I appear
They always give me clearance
Whenever I need to pee

so

You better watch out! You better not run!
You better not shout, cause I'll ruin your fun!
Shiba jaws are comin' on down
Shiba claws are workin' the groun'
Shiba Cortez is comin' to town


I Am Shiba. I Bow to All My Fans.