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Monday, July 27, 2009

Shiba Inu Tops List of Dogs for Ryan

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Eleven Reasons to Get a Shiba.

1. You will get plenty of exercise chasing your dog through the neighborhood.

2. You will save money on landscaping because the Shiba will do it for you.

3. You will get lots of attention from the public because everyone thinks that your dog is a mutt, a husky, an Akita, or a Corgi.

4. They are easy to housebreak, but often refuse to eliminate in their own territory, resulting in walks a mile away from home before they decide its okay to "deposit" here.

5. You need to know your place in society. The Shiba will teach you that it is to serve him, not vice versa.

6. The Shiba will question everything that you do. Like, why did you throw that perfectly good ball away? No, I will not go get it. You threw it. You get it.

7. You will learn that variety is important to your diet. This means that the dog food you fed yesterday is not adequate for today. If you think that you can wait it out, be prepared that your Shiba can wait longer.

8. Shibas believe that they are rulers supreme. After all, they are a National Treasure of Japan. Hence all dogs need to bow in their presence. That includes Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, Dobermans, German Shepherds and that poor innocent happy Labrador that lives down the street. They may not start the fight, but they will finish it.

9. Shibas are hunters, and hunt they do. Its deeply bred into their blood. Squirrels, chipmunks, birds, the neighbor's cat; nothing is off limits.

10. Shibas shed more fur than most dog breeds combined. No one will doubt that you own a dog when you come to work wearing your Shiba's fur.

11. Shiba owners are a very proud people of their breed. If you disappoint us by any perceived maltreatment of our favorite dog, we will mail you all the fur that our dogs have shed between your Idol showings, just to prove that we will be keeping our eyes on you.

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Blogger Jen said...

Excellent post!!! How do we get Ryan Seacrest to read it?!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

And let Ryan keep in mind that the list you made was for an Adult Shiba.

Yoshi is 6 months old.. This morning he was not getting his way.. so.. what did he do? He looked at me straight in the eyes and PEED ON MY COMFORTER! He was promptly taken outside and he peed out there too.

If Ryan survives the pupppy stage.. Then he has that list to look forward to.

Currently i am living with Defiant Demon Pup.. Who's oh so cute! =)

I can't wait til he grows up. ARRRGH

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is Ryan's contact page.

http://www.ryanseacrest.com/contact/

Julie MacTire (Bravewolf) also has some other guidance for Ryan on the Misanthropic Shiba.

Sukoshi's mom

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Blogger Cassaendra said...

Ha! My husband and I laughed. #11 maltreatment also includes calling Shiba a Pomeranian.

Thanks!

4:52 PM  
Blogger Kura the Shiba Inu said...

He's looking into getting a shiba? yeah! Shibas for all!

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah... you forgot the "is that a fox?" question.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1 so true. you lose weight too.
#2.huh?
#4.sounds very familiar.
#6.LOL.
#8.ture. shibas are very proud breed. also, there was nothing wrong with that perfectly happy poor innocent Spitzs who lived next to Sheeba, but it's their mother that something was wrong. She moved in 5 barking/screaming puppies right next to Sheeba and said "so what? puppies suppose to bark. it you don't like it, YOU move". No shibas don't move.

#9. my dog didn't shed.
#3. not true. the public thought she was an adorable "fox" and got a lot of attention. The evil "Truffles" took her away because they didn't want the owner to get too much public attentions for their own evil reasons.

very canny analysis, sir Cortez. very well done.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

...And of course, I was just kidding #1-#10.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also the barking Spitz family lived in the $2 million home(boasted their house was the most expensive in the hood), drove around in Mercedes and Cadillacs, shopped at designer stores, and had servents/agents/lawyers do their dirty works so that they don't get "bad names"(lol). they are in no way a "poor single mother's home" (lol). And she said "hey, we have a beeeeautiful Spitz family. All public adorations and sympathy will be with us because we have BEEEEAUTIFUL 5 barking puppies here. The wardens don't even think you got real dog there." They were the worst neighbors from the hell. We're glad they moved away.

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