That Guy Lies and He Beats Us
This morning, everyone was running late, including us Shibas. We forgot to wake the people so that they could feed us in a timely fashion and then we could have our morning constitutional. However, as everyone overslept, chaos ensued as the two people ran around and we Shibas thought that obvious this was a game of some sort.
As The Woman was preparing us breakfast, That Guy comes up from the basement and says "I already fed them!" What?? We had our most perfect faces of Starving Shibas (Belle can be amazingly convincing- The Woman and That Guy are always such suckers when Belle gives her Starving Shiba look). So, The Woman, actually believed him and put the food away, and did not give us the breakfast that she started out to put into our bowls.
And what is worse, is that she felt not one ounce of guilt about the whole thing.
So while we are following everyone around the house, That Guy actually pushed me out of the bathroom so that he could take a shower. He pushed me out! The audacity!
We will get even with him someday.
I Am Shiba. I Believe in Second Breakfast.
posted by The Shiba @ 10:34 AM
4 Comments:
That's such a nonsense paranoia unlikely of coming from the wise Shiba. I'm sure That Guy loves you just as much as The Woman does.
-D
LOL.. Love this post.
May be he really missed the breakfast and he didn't remember. Who has higher IQ, the Shiba or the People? :)
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