The Woman Is Ruining My Life!
There are several spots which I claim as mine. Three are in the hallway so that I can survey the comings and goings of all household business. This is one of my many duties: I am the Gatekeeper, after all.
The Woman, however, has disrupted my life beyond Shiba comprehension.
She is painting the hallway and I am being banned from my normal hangouts. My routine is completely disrupted. I am surrounded by chaos.
My favorite corner is right outside the door to the office. It is the last spot to be painted and I will not be allowed to lie there until it has dried not just once, but twice! This is inexcusable. How can I guard when my post is being redecorated?
I Am Shiba. Fortunately, Latex Paint Washes Out of Shiba Fur.
1 Comments:
I am so sorry to hear this! I agree; it is inexcusable for The Woman to change your established schedule, but what's a Shiba to do? Tierce has the same problem when we vacuum; it just screws up his whole day.
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